Have Your Replaced Psalm 23 With This

A PSALM OF SUMMER

Now it came to pass that spring turned to summer.

God's people raised their voices and said:

Recreation is my shepherd;

I shall not stay at home;

He maketh me to lie down in a sleeping bag.

He leadeth me down to the interstate each weekend.

He restoreth my suntan;

He leadeth me to state parks for comfort's sake.

Even though I stray on the Lord's Day,

I will fear no reprimand For thou art with me,

my rod and reel they comfort me.

I anointeth my skin with oil,

my gas tank runneth dry;

Surely my trailer shall follow me all the weekends this summer

*Shame on you if this is your story, no matter where you go, or what you do this summer, put God first in all things, and keep him close to your heart, and on your mind.

*Now here is the true 23 Psalm, that we need to follow, commit to memory, and attest to daily.

Psalm 23:1-6

1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.